Dette er listen over 17 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Her er en lille liste over sange, som Crywank muligvis beslutter at synge, inklusive navnet på det korrisponderende album for hver sang:
- Crywank Are Posers
- I'm a Clichè
- If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
- Just a Snail
- I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
- Memento Mori
- Notches
- Only Everyone Can Judge Me
- Obsessive Muso With No Friends
- Leech Boy
- This Song Title Was Too Long (So Now It's Shorter)
- Song for a Guilty Sadist
- “Who Is Thomas Saunders and Why Is He Significant in Your Writings?'
- Deep Down I'm American Werewolf
- Waste
- GB Eating GB Whilst Listening to GB
- Do You Have PPE for Self-Esteem?