Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Teenage Mustache
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- How to Become a Virgin
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Solar Panel Asses
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Practiced Hatred
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better