Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- Teenage Mustache
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Solar Panel Asses
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Practiced Hatred
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- How to Become a Virgin
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet