Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- How to Become a Virgin
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Teenage Mustache
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet
- Solar Panel Asses
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Live From The Russian Compound
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Practiced Hatred