Dette er listen over 22 sange indeholdt i albummet. Du kan klikke på en for at se de tilsvarende tekster og oversættelser.
Dette er en lille liste over sange oprettet af The Locust, der kunne sunges under koncerten, inklusive navnet på albummet, hvorfra hver sang kom:
- Psst! Is That A Halfie In Your Pants?
- Solar Panel Asses
- Who Wants A Dose Of The Clap?
- Wet Dream War Machine
- Teenage Mustache
- Live From The Russian Compound
- How to Become a Virgin
- Your Mantel Disguised As A Psychic Sasquatch
- Identity Exchange Program Rectum Return Policy
- Recyclable Body Fluids In Human Form
- Anything Jesus Does I Can Do Better
- Captain Gaydar It's Time To Wind Your Clock Again
- Pickup Truck Full Of Forty Minutes
- Practiced Hatred
- The Half Eaten Sausage Would Like to See You in His Office
- Can We Get Another Nail In The Coffin Of Culture Theft?
- Twenty-Three Lubed-Up Schizophrenics With Delusions of Grandeur
- Pulling The Christmas Pig By The Wrong Pair Of Ear
- Earwax Halo Manufactured For The Champion In All Of Us
- File Under ‘Soft Core Seizures'
- Priest With the Sexually Transmitted Diseases Get Out of My Bed
- Late For A Double Date With A Pile Of Atoms In The Water Closet